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Lions conversation

Lion 1: Ga3an ya Ahmad
Lion 2: Mosh awi

Memories

She: I am living the best days of my life
He: I told you I have an endless love inside my heart
She: Do you remember when we first met on the internet
He: This is the only evidence I have that you are sent to me from the heaven. Why it was you among the millions if it was not meant to be
She: Do you remember when we saw one another in the webcams?
He: hahaa.. and you said I am old
She: did I?
He: Ya baykha
She: really you looked old before you shaved your moustache
He: Is that the only reason my moustache was annoying you?
She: bas ba2ah...balash keda
He: a7la ma feeki ennek khagoola
She: It is you who forgot that you talk to a lady. I know you hint to some naughty stuff
He: I love you
She: It was the last thing in my mind to leave the Country
He: Call it destiny, call it luck, call it the power of love. You really deserve what I did for you and I won't ever stop giving
She: Great...then I want four children
He: E7m... laih enshalla? 7ob feyyah?
She: La2 tab3an.
He: Ya ghalastek
She: I want two boys to play together and two girls to support each others He: And a father to support this gang until dahro yet7eni
She: hahaha tab3an. Rabbena yekhallek leyya wa lewladna

She tries all possible means just to trap him

The phases of a love story

Men never stop until they die

Ooppss!!

Al aih " The meat is exensive in Egypt"

Fe keda fel donia. Keda 3eni 3enak.

3L Kol

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