Sunday, October 21, 2007

Kalam Gameel

She: Allah. el makan hena gameel
He:.....
She: Malak?
He: Mama ta3bana wa bafakkar enzel Masr
She: Da kalam ya 3esam. Da enta law ma nezeltesh ana 7a anzellaha wa7di. De tant rabbetli alwadi
He: El moshkela en agazati kollaha khelst fel mostashfa
She: wa malo. Khod ayam bedon agr
He: 3afra lamma fakkart feeki, la basset 3ala gamalek wala gesmek, wala ta3leemek wala 7atta 3eltek. Seme3t kalam ommi bass. Aletli " yabni, khod bent el ossol alla el zaman yetool" wa 3amalt belnasee7ah

2015

She: 7arramt yaben el kalb
He: akher marra wel nabi
She: So now what is the end of this game hah?
He: Game? Now you call it game? It was always you who call it endless love. I still feel for you like the first day. I still feel that we share an endless love
She: Love is not an end, love is a way to an end
He: And what is that end?
She: Marriage. I am not young anymore. All those years I was waiting for your promise to come true
He: I didnt break my promise I just can't make it now
She: then when? after I get into the menopause?
He: you want a true love or marriage or kids
She: I want all. The whole package like any girl sacrificed for her man
He: Sacrifice? and what is that en shallah?
She: I had so many men who wanted to marry me and they were all ready but I ignored them all and still waiting for you. I gave you the most precious thing a girl has. I pleased you all those years anytime you wanted me
He: WWW, hold on. If your purpose is marriage then you shouldn't leave all those ready men for a guy who is not ready yet like me. If your purpose is love then I am here, still in love with you. Second, what is that precious thing? Your hymen? Don't they repair it now in any clinic in Shobra for just 500 pounds. I will pay you those 500 if you want to leave me and you become virgin again. When we planned to do it did I take you to a Doctor to check you up if you are repaired before or not? Don't worry, any man will swallow it the way I swallowed it. Third you claim you pleased me. Did I please you too or not. Wasn't you moaning and twisting under me in pleasure or you was faking? tell me... say it
She: Stop...Stop you talk about me as if I am a slut. You destroyed all my life.. all my life
He: Honey, when you fell in my love you knew my circumstances, my education, my family, my chance and my potentials. I love you, I wanna stay all my life with you. You tell me what can I do. The whole Country is like us. Poor frustrated lovers. Tell me what do you need me to do that I can do
She: ......

Thursday, October 18, 2007

When the woman loves the man she does ANYTHING he wants

Hahahaaaiiiii

Aih dah?

This is what I think is that Topic - Beating the spouse

A friction between a husband and wife can extends from an argument to a break up to harrassment to verbal abuse to physical violence. I think that good people never exceed the argument. Then it is either sol7 ba3d khesam or tala2 be e7teram. Bad people act like animals the stronger beats the weaker and guess what ? al tewyoor 3ala ashkaleha taka3.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007