Who said that love is only a human feeling

Men are so impulsive

She: Ya magnoon

Don't blame a woman for behaving like a woman

She: What do you want
He: I want to have you
She: aha and why should I agree?
He: Because I love you
She: And?
He: And I need you
She: And?
He: And I can't live without you
She: And?
He: What else you looking for
She: I want you to help me and be a good man. Go do the laundry, water the flowers, remove the weeds, wash the cars, iron your shirts, fix your room, clean the garage then come have me.

Quality Muslim American Girl

My tits are for him to look at, not for everybody else

Dreams

He: When I was young I dreamed to be a Doctor to be rich and marry a sweet pretty girl
She: When I was young I dreamed to marry a pilot so he makes me fly to distant places never seen before.
He: I ended up being a civil engineer but I have the sweetest woman on earth
She: I ended up marrying the man that I love. A poor civil engineer but a great man to share life with.
She: Are you happy with what you achieved?
He: having you sharing me my life is the best thing I achieved
He: Are you satisfied with what you achieved?
She: If I felt satisfied I won't be a woman. I still want you to be more. I will keep pushing you up forever. I want you to open your own business, then next to hire other engineers and you become the boss, then open more offices in other locations, then you become an owner of a big incorporation, then the boss becomes so big that he doesn't need to even go to the office. He just receive the reports and requests for consultation by email, then more and more and more. Finally I will be happy, though I am not sure if that finally would ever come.
He: you are scaring me young lady