Allah yekhreb beto...El Fa2r

She: Zane2ni lai keda
He: 3alashan ma tehrabeesh menni
She: Mosh 3ayezni ahrab?
He: Tab3an
She: Khalas, netgawwez 3alashan tedmanni ganbak 3ala tool
He: Netgawwez. Bas lamma tetkhani showayya el awwel, 3alashan...
She: da enta kont metddahwel 3alaya el khamees el fat. Delwa2ti ba2eet kohka?
He: Ana bas ba a3aksek.. da enti ro7i wa albi
She: Khalas, ta3ala kallem baba
He: Aollo aih
She: yabroodak ya akhi
He: Khalas, abayyad oda 3nd ommi wa netgawwez feha
She: 3and ommak?
He: tb ya3ni neroo7 feen?
She: Sha22ah mafroosha
He: le7ad emta
She:Ma3rafsh

Every woman seeing herself in the mirror

Ya khabar...de Masr etghayyaret khales

Reminds me of my English teacher

That is the end of anyone who tries to make fun of the religious symbols