Ordinary Negociations

He: Please
She: NO
He: I will help you cooking today
She: NO
He: I will take you to a fancy romantic dinner
She: still NO
He: I will take you to the beach
She: still NO
He: I will buy you a gold ring
She: still NO
He: I will buy you a new dress
She: still NO
He: I will renovate you the kitchen
She: still NO
He: I will do all of the above
She: still NO
He: Why?
She: I have the period.
He: Shit. Women love those days, hah? Seeing their men burning