Good boy

She: Ya Magnoon
He: shshshtttt. The sweetest sex that is done in the unusual time and unusual places.

Strange observation

I noticed that women at those intial moments put their hands this way flat on bed over their heads and assume that submissive position for a couple of minutes. It is almost universal and standard. Why, and why only at those first moments? I dont know.

Before and after marriage

Before marriage the woman rarely talks. She just listen to his whispers. After marriage she is the one who yells and he totally shut up.

Iran police

Let us try to find any reason for this female police officer to arrest this lady.
1- Maybe because the scarf is not around her head and that made part of her neck exposed to the public?
2- Maybe because part of her hair is exposed?
3- Maybe because she is blonde in a colored community
4- Maybe because she is pretty and the officer is just suffering from a female jealosy?
5- Maybe because she put some caccoa butter on her lips for the humidity and that made her lips look shiny and sexy?
6- Maybe because she is wearing cheerful color clothes and that makes her looks happy?
What the fuck else bad could you find in this young lady?

Intentional poverty

Donkey: Come on guys let us do something instead of just sitting like this wasting time.
Guys: Shut up donkey. We know better than you.
Donkey: I am not getting used to be lazy like this. Can't you at least find me any work to do?
Guys: Shut up donkey. We know better than you.
Donkey: Time is running and what we can do today we might not be able to do tomorrow
Guys: Shut up donkey. We know better than you.
Donkey: Fine, I am hungery.
Guys: We don't have money to buy you food.

Good inventions

The guy who invented those file cabinets with low drawers is really genius. He did great job to half the people on earth.

My dreams are not that much

My dreams are not that much. I want to graduate from the college like all my friends. I want a good job like Mona's job. I want to find a good man, rich, young and good looking who loves me too much like Nani's husband. I want to have a big two levels house that has everything up to date like Seham's house. I want another summer house in the North Coast like Heba. I want a sport car like Ghada's car. I want endless money in the bank to buy all the clothes I want like Eman. I want to have three kids, two boys and one girl like Salwa. I want to spend Ramadan in Dubai like Fatma and the Christmas in France like Mary. I want a maid, a cook and someone to wake me up

Look at that

Look at that comfort and luxury. Orange juice then croissant with tea while reading the newspaper in a relaxing mood. The lunch is cooked on the stove. After that get dressed, drive the car, go for food shopping , meet fiends and go to the mall to see what is new. Come back home, water the flowers, do some phone calls with friends, answer some emails, browse e-bay then do some gym or swim in the pool and finally relax in the living room watching the TV until the husband comes. That is not the routine forver. Few years and there will be two children playing allover the place and filling the house with crazy fun. Who is the woman who leave that and look for a job?

Although I hate hunting but I like that

Sha2awa

She: Aiwahhh, aiwa aahh, hena ya Mostafa... ooohh
He: aaahh walla oooohh, 7addedi, so I can expect what will come next.