Memories

She: I am living the best days of my life
He: I told you I have an endless love inside my heart
She: Do you remember when we first met on the internet
He: This is the only evidence I have that you are sent to me from the heaven. Why it was you among the millions if it was not meant to be
She: Do you remember when we saw one another in the webcams?
He: hahaa.. and you said I am old
She: did I?
He: Ya baykha
She: really you looked old before you shaved your moustache
He: Is that the only reason my moustache was annoying you?
She: bas ba2ah...balash keda
He: a7la ma feeki ennek khagoola
She: It is you who forgot that you talk to a lady. I know you hint to some naughty stuff
He: I love you
She: It was the last thing in my mind to leave the Country
He: Call it destiny, call it luck, call it the power of love. You really deserve what I did for you and I won't ever stop giving
She: Great...then I want four children
He: E7m... laih enshalla? 7ob feyyah?
She: La2 tab3an.
He: Ya ghalastek
She: I want two boys to play together and two girls to support each others He: And a father to support this gang until dahro yet7eni
She: hahaha tab3an. Rabbena yekhallek leyya wa lewladna

She tries all possible means just to trap him

The phases of a love story

Men never stop until they die

Ooppss!!

Al aih " The meat is exensive in Egypt"

Fe keda fel donia. Keda 3eni 3enak.

3L Kol

The Invention of all times. Sony Genetic Camera XXY makes women totally independent.

Sony finally released to the market its hit of all times. The best gift to all women. So far the XXY genetic camera has been sold to 300 millions independent women all over the world. Those smart independent women who rushed to buy the XXY Genetic Camera have reported %100 satisfaction. The Sony XXY Genetic Camera is a camera that can be used by any woman. The woman holds the camera and picture any man she likes without him even notice. The admired man can be pictured from any direction. The image picks up the man’s genes. The camera then translates all the genes embedded in that man’s sex chromosome and translates it into a data and prints it in a bar code. All the woman needs is to take the image and the bar code and go to her OBGYN Doctor who will scan the bar code with a probe and put the probe in the woman’s vagina for one minutes. The woman immediately gets pregnant with a baby who carries the genes of her favorite man. No need for intercourse anymore. Single women do not need to bother looking for a husband any more. Married women do not need to shave their privates, wear sex clothes and stupidly smile to their husbands anymore. Career women would focus in their academic achievements and do not worry about marriage. Finally the main dream of all women became true and that is the total independence of a man, first economically then sexually.
However there is still a chance for any woman to find a man if she missed the thrilling touches and the securing hug of a loving one . Men would still be available all the time.

Pressure

She: Ed3ak
He: Mana bad3ak
She: La2 mosh hena
He: Ommal 3ayza feen?
She: zay ma oltelak embar7
He: Neseet
She: Enta mogrem
He: Ya3ni 7aram te2oleha tani
She: mosh 7a 2ool
He: Wana mosh 7ad3ak

Yooooh, same shit

She: Ya3ni magebtsh hedeia le mama fe 3eed meladha
He: Ma7na ya 7abibti ben7awwish 3alashan negeb 3arabeya ter7amna men bahdalet el mowasalat
She: Ya3ni hedeyet mama elli 7a tekhreb betak?
He: La2 tab3an. Ma7na benkhos 3ala tant kol youm gom3a befakha wa 7alaweyyat
She: Enta 7a tezel ahli be showayyet el 3enab el dakhalt beehom el esboo3 elli fat?
He: Tare2tek hogomeya wa gar7ah
She: Tab3an, mosh ommi
He: tb delwa2ti 3ayzani a3mel aih
She: te3mel? ma khalas saghartini oddam ahli. Enta lessa betfakkar te3mel
He: La elaha el Ahhah. Tb kan lazmeto aih sam el badan dah?