Logic Delusions

I died at age 72 after suffering four years of severe pain of a chronic illness. I saw my funeral while I was waiting in the a place called the" interview area" that has two chairs and a big screen. The angel told me that God will come with the video tape of your life from birth to death to discuss your good and your sins and judge you. I panniced because I did a lot of sins while I was young. Finally God game. I was shaking. We watched the video of my life then He told me" Here is the Milk, Honey and virgins that I promised you" I said " but God, How about my sins" He said" The pains I inflicted on you in your last years of life plus your prayers have washed out all your sins" I said " But God, I am sorry to say that I have allergy to milk products and I hate honey" God said " No problem, here are the pretty virgins" I said " But God, I dont like to sleep with naive virgins, they dont know how to have orgasm". So God smiles and said " what makes you happy?" I told him " I want a yellow Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder, recent model and two horney experienced sluts who fight over me forever and never say enough in bed" God said" fine, you will get what you want"
In the evening after I woke up of those delusion I asked my sister " When you go to heaven, what you gonna pick first when God offer you the Milk, Honey and Virgins?" She said" Of course I dont need the virgins because I am not lesbian and I also hate honey beside milk makes me fat" I said to her" Well, this is the heaven menu". She said" I will ask God to make me light skinned, with yellow hair and blue eyes; I want double D size boobs and I want Him to keep me at age 21 forever and to make me looked at by all the men and women who see me". I asked my mom the same question. My mom answered" All I want is one thing, only one thing is to see you happy around me"
Ladies and gentlemen. We have to think logic. Of course the milk, honey and virgins are just symbols of the self satisfaction, the self content and the happiness that is waiting for the good people. I am sure there is no sharp line between heaven and hell as it is mentioned. It can not be sharply defined as white and black. There must be some people who fill in the gray zone. There is also another point, if the earthy Court decides the sentense on the same crime based on the circumstances of the crime and the motives, how much fair would be the heavenly Court.