Marriage is a contract that gives you the right to be selfish, possessive and suspecious all your life

اعترافات مثيرة لقاتل زوجته بالبحيرة:

أوثقت زوجتي بالحبال وصعقتها بالكهرباء لخروجها بدون إذني
Don't ever marry a man who is smaller than you, younger than you or poorer than you then you insult or humiliate or disobey him and the expected result would be as bad.

Can you believe...in the United States...in the City of San Diego...A man... Steals a Military Tank!!!

Showayyet Tarawa-7... STUNNING

Meen de ya gama3ah. Anybody knows?

Together We Are Strong

A song that will never ever die as long as there is HE and SHE
Who knows who are those singers?

Crazy Funny

How to be nice and how to be rude. It is so simple but many do not care

Rude: -You are Wrong
Nice: -I don’t think so
-I have another opinion
-What if…
Rude: -You lie
Nice: -I don’t think so
-I my opinion what you say is not true
-Are you sure? that doesn’t match what I know
Rude: -Shut up. Stop talking
Nice: -Relax, let us hear somebody else
-Wait please. I need to tell you what I think
-I guess what you already said is pretty enough
Rude: -Come here
Nice: -Would you please come
-When you a chance please come
-I wonder if you can come now
Rude: -Stop
Nice: -That is enough please
-Do you mind to stop it right now please
Rude: -I hate that
Nice : -I don’t really like it
-It is not my style
Rude: -I will never do it
Nice: -I am sorry. I don’t feel comfortable doing that
-I don’t think I would be able to do that

Sit with yourself. See how many other words that you might need to say in your daily life and how can you say it in a nicer way. Remember, people feel it though they might not talk about it with you. Isn’t it nice that you are known to be a smooth talker. Wouldn’t that increase the people who loves you and respect you?

A bright professional career HE married to an equally bright professional career SHE. Same age, academic achievement and income. See what happened

She: Hi, how was your day
He: Same, how was yours
She: Well. I am overwhelmed. All the responsibilities on me since I am the chief of the department. All the lazy men there don’t want to move there butt and do the work the way I want. Everyday I report one of them. What happened is...... then I did......After that, I did...........
He: Are you done?
She: Done of what?
He: Talking about your work and responsibilities and how great you are
She: Are you jealous or something?
He: Jealous of what?
She: By the way, I have good news. They chose me to travel to France to take a paid advanced course of system administration. Of course when I come back they will put me in a higher position.
He: Great! Am I going with you? It might be a good chance for us to have another honeymoon
She: That is not a picnic. It’s a business travel
He: oh, let me think of it
She: Think of what? It is my career. Do you want to stop my career?
He: Let us talk about it later. Come, get closer. Let us get it on. I missed you
She: Nnooww? I just came back from work tired and sleepy
He: So what. I am in your same situation. Do you want me to make you a cup of coffee?
She: Why don’t you treat me like a woman? Like a human. I am not a fridge that you can open it at any time to drink some cold water whenever you feel thirsty.
He: Fine, you tell me, whom am I gonna go to when I feel sexually thirsty? Aren’t you my wife?
She: You talk like a horney teenager. We are not young. You should be able to control yourself until it is the proper time. I am tired, tired. What do you expect me to say?
He: You mean I should control myself or masturbate like kids until you announce it is a proper time for you.
She: Well, when you married me, you married a career woman not a dumb house wife and you have to be understanding to my conditions
He: Was it my mistake that I married a bright professional career woman?
She: Honey, go take a cold shower and go to sleep. When you wake up you will forget it.
NEXT DAY
He went back home at mid-day
Maid: Ahlan ya sidi. Mosh be3ada ya3ni terga3 badri keda. Are you OK?
He: I am fine. I am so great. Enti ezzayek. Ana 3aref shoghl el beat keteer 3aliki
Maid: Abadan ya sidi. Ta3abkom ra7ah. Da akl 3eshi
He: Ta3ali bas erta7i showayya 3al kanaba ganbi
Maid: Ma3ool ya baih. Ma yesa77esh
He: Ta3li bass ta3aaalllliiiii (he pulls her)
Maid: La ya baih, ya lahwi, sebni ya baih. Ana mosh khaddama. Ana house keeper wa ma3aya bakaloryous.
He: Mana mo3gab beeki 3alashan keda (he hugs her and grab her boob)
Maid: yalahwi. Law meratak 3erfet 7a te2telna e7na letnean
He: Wa meen 7a y olaha bas? mahi mashghoola fe shoghlaha
Maid: La ya baih abadan. Da sharafi. Howana 3alashan mettala2ah?
He: Khoddi el 200 geneih doul eshtereelek fostan gedeed
Maid: La2 ya baih. Layomken ya baih. 3aib ya baih. Mosh keda ya baih. Ekhs 3alek ya baih. Ya we7esh ya baih.. ahhhhhh.
The system worked perfectly for He and She and the maid. Now everybody is happy.
Few months later...
He: We need to sit together. There is a problem that came up. We need to discuss it in a democratic civilized way like two professional people
She: Sure, I am always a professional woman. Whatzup
He: el khaddama 7amel
She: what? We7na malna?
He: elkhaddama 7amel menni
She: Yanhar abook esweed. Khaleft men el khaddama abl ma te khallef men meratak? Nemt ma3a khaddamti ya wati?
He: Ekhrasi. The maid gave me what you couldn’t give. The maid cared for me like a real wife. The maid was waiting for me to come home. The maid was beautifying for me. The maid never said she is tired. The maid always says that I am still young. The maid never bothered me with her shit work while she is with me in bed. Ya hanem… enti take2…tale2….tale2. I won’t even accept you as a second wife. You was a wrong choice from the beginning

Caught in the sauna

On the beach

The smartest woman on earth

Saving a drowning woman. Nice hah?

Electric Shock

The most brutal, injurious, traumatic animal like person. A bizarre individual. An angry hungry tiger. A criminal street boy.

Loved by many, hated by more but respected by ALL. Mike Tyson the Legend

Things about Mike Tyson
1- Loves to fight people
2- Manic depressive
3- Always craves aggression
4- Convicted of raping a young female college student
5- Two years in jail
6- Converted to Islam in the jail
7- Filed bankruptcy !
8- Living in his palace in Las Vegas
9- raising thousands of pigeons INSIDE his house
10- Have two tigers living with him INSIDE his house
11- Living by himself

The Robin's Family

The Robins behave socially in an ideal family system. The father shares in the care and responsibilities equally like the mother. Both of them play together a symphony of real love

3 minutes real action

Who said that love is only a human feeling

Men are so impulsive

She: Ya magnoon

Don't blame a woman for behaving like a woman

She: What do you want
He: I want to have you
She: aha and why should I agree?
He: Because I love you
She: And?
He: And I need you
She: And?
He: And I can't live without you
She: And?
He: What else you looking for
She: I want you to help me and be a good man. Go do the laundry, water the flowers, remove the weeds, wash the cars, iron your shirts, fix your room, clean the garage then come have me.

Quality Muslim American Girl

My tits are for him to look at, not for everybody else

Dreams

He: When I was young I dreamed to be a Doctor to be rich and marry a sweet pretty girl
She: When I was young I dreamed to marry a pilot so he makes me fly to distant places never seen before.
He: I ended up being a civil engineer but I have the sweetest woman on earth
She: I ended up marrying the man that I love. A poor civil engineer but a great man to share life with.
She: Are you happy with what you achieved?
He: having you sharing me my life is the best thing I achieved
He: Are you satisfied with what you achieved?
She: If I felt satisfied I won't be a woman. I still want you to be more. I will keep pushing you up forever. I want you to open your own business, then next to hire other engineers and you become the boss, then open more offices in other locations, then you become an owner of a big incorporation, then the boss becomes so big that he doesn't need to even go to the office. He just receive the reports and requests for consultation by email, then more and more and more. Finally I will be happy, though I am not sure if that finally would ever come.
He: you are scaring me young lady

It won't work like that

It won't work like that on both sides. Once you dared to speak with your partner this way you already lost him. Breaking the ego or treating your partner with a disrespectful way means you don't care anymore and that is the actual begining of the end. If you care then control yourself and stay away from her/his ego.

Some real fun

I really got disturbed. Where women are going to

Comfirm birth date & Watch ba3d el eftar

Saudi Arabia has a lot of better things than the oil

Self talk

She: I won't let him think of it as an acquired right. I won't let it be a routine thing
He: I won't let her abuse me or twisting my arms because she knows I need it
She: I am not a piece of furniture. I am not a TV. I am not a love doll. I am human. He has to hearn how to treat me like that
He: Why they make of it a big deal. It is just 5 minute body friction.
She: I am not married to be an always available source for his satisfaction.
He: Why she is thinking she is doing it to me. I please her too.
She: All those years I couldn't teach him that women make it for the emotional satisfaction not for the physical part like men, but the time has come for that lesson.
He: I rather fool around than let her enjoy that control.
She: It takes years for men and women to deal with their differences but I won't give up.

Logic

She: I love you because you are my baby
He: 40 years old baby hah?
She: It is not by the age. It is by the dependency. You are so dependent on me in everything. I even spoon feed you. Can you live without me?
He: hmmmmm. I couldn't when I tried.
She: Then you will always be my baby.

Ordinary Negociations

He: Please
She: NO
He: I will help you cooking today
She: NO
He: I will take you to a fancy romantic dinner
She: still NO
He: I will take you to the beach
She: still NO
He: I will buy you a gold ring
She: still NO
He: I will buy you a new dress
She: still NO
He: I will renovate you the kitchen
She: still NO
He: I will do all of the above
She: still NO
He: Why?
She: I have the period.
He: Shit. Women love those days, hah? Seeing their men burning

The consequence

She: Kassartini last night
He: Is it me or you? Huh? I can't even get up from bed.
She: Because are getting old. You became a poop. Take some Vitamins.
He: Don't provoke me girl. I am gonna do it again NOW.
She: Shut up. I need to get ready to work. I don't know how I am gonna function like that today.

Very Natural

He: Honey you get mad of things that I don't know. I don't feel it. Women see some things so big while men see them very small or even unnoticeable. I don't know why you are mad, why you are disappointed. Don't blame me I am a normal man. Your silence will solve nothing. Don't think that I am blunt or turning my blind eye then you punish me for that. I really don't feel it. We are simple creatures not like you. Make it clear in a gentle comment and I will either apologise and consider it in the future or tell you my reasons
She: I can't make comment on million things. You just don't feel what the woman is
He: fine, what now? break up or try as much to replace the missing pieces?

Nothing can be solved that way

Literally nothing can be solved that way. Each puts the blame on the other. Each has inordinate ego defence. Each doesn't want to share in the resposibility. Each refuses to say " Sorry". Each looks at the other like an enemy. Each lack the self confidence. Each does not have a minimal degree of diplomacy. Each considers the other the problematic partner. Each is closing the door for any resolution. Each avoids looking in self mirror to see how he looks. Each loses the insight and does not care about any consequences. That usually ends by a total crash. She goes her way and he goes his and the beautiful story that meant to be forever ends so fast.

Happy life is not a matter of chance. It is a matter of good choices

She: Boss ya sidi. Next weekend we will go to Disney land in Orlando. I already made all the reservations. The following Saturday you have your CME conference at Jacob Javits Center and I have to go to the Dentist to complete my root canal. We will meet at 6pm in Penn Station so we can take a nice dinner in the City. On Sunday we have to go to Jersey to attend Manal wa Sherif wedding. I already booked the flowers and bought them a gift. The following Saturday we have appointment at the Infiniti dealer to buy me the new car that you promised me. On Sunday we will go to Doctor Maher and Maha house for their daughter's birthday party. I already bought her a gift. Next Saturday we will relax because the following Sunday we will take the plane to Egypt to spend our two weeks vacation. I counted all our friends and relatives and bought each a suitable gift. aih ra2yak ba2ah?
He: oh honey. You made my life so comfortable, enjoyable and organized. I don't know how I was living before .

Listen and comment

Does size matters? Hilarious

Why some women get mad for no reason

A man's wish

He: I want four kids
She: I can be pregnant only twice. Do you wanna be pregnant the other two?
He: Silly.

Conversation

She: What do you like to eat for lunch
He: I wanna eat you
She: You just did. Don't you ever feel enough?
He: Of you? Never
She: Well I hope that would be true forever. Men quickly change their minds
He: Not me baby.

How romantic is the Tango

Allah yekhreb bait el tafa el noor fel nos

I know most of you will object

When I was in Egypt I had a lot of close friends who are police officers in the investigation bureau. I use to visit them at work and I used to see real torturing of suspects more than what is seem in the clips posted by some Egyptian bloggers. I couldn't object because those are rules and procedures put by law in those specific situations. I always say that the suspect put himself in that situation buy not co-operating with the authorities. Here is a woman in USA, who put herself in that situation. She refused to cooperate with the officer and he had to do what he did. As a Doctor I am telling you that that woman was subjected to a massive twist in her shoulder,specially because she is fat. That trauma would cause her a severe sprain of the shoulder joint and maybe complete tears on many ligaments that might need surgery. This woman will definitely suffer from severe pain and total inability to use her arm for at least 4 months even with medical treatment. What would you say in that?
cop tazes woman

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Another one

Another one that seems severe ankle twisting

Hüsniye Moda 2007 Fashion Show

Can one believes that

Funny landing

Can you imagine that %99 of the movie is created digitally using graphic softwared and the talent of editors. Can you imagine there is no real airplane or Jeep Cherookee. Can you imagine that the old woman never drove a car in her life. See how that movie was made.

That is why people drink

Human interactions

How we choose our friends. How we choose our work partners? How we choose our spouses. The choice in all is based on the same mechanisms. What mechanisms then are involved in human interactions? Here are the possibilities.
1- You meet somebody. You find that all of what he naturally does makes you happy and he finds that all of what you naturally do makes him happy.
2- You meet someone and you like him so you try to make the things that make him happy though if he was not there you won't do them.
3- You find someone who has a lot of the good things that you like but few others you don't. For the sake of the good things you let it go (stress yourself to accept the differences).
4- You find points of strong differences between both of you. To avoid any confrontation or ending the relation you both decide to make compromises. This means that one time you do what you want and he has to accept or fake that he likes and next time he does what he wants and you have to accept of fake that you like. It is very tricky and very stressful but it is a palliative solution for the big differences.

5- You reach your threshold of refusal and you get the courage to say it “NO" and it would depend on the other party how he would deal with your “NO”, and vice versa.
6- You reach a higher level of aggravation where you do things both of you originally don’t like, just to annoy him as a sort of punishment.
7- You find that there are no points of agreement or common things between both of you and you decide not to get involved in a relation or abort a newly started relation.
Now comes the big question. Among the few hundreds people that one meets in his whole life how can one finds his best match. The one who makes with him the couple in #1. Though everyone tries to pick the best of what he can have yet that sole decision would make your life either heaven or hell.

Gr shakal wa khalas

Waraya...Waraya

That is really funny. I was looking for a nice animal clip. I typped " Gazzale" in the search. Guess what I got first? Those guys are always waraya...waraya

How much a couple might be lucky

She: Do you know why I am a lucky woman? Because my man says and does exactly what the I like.
He: Oh, that was on my tongue to say. You typically say and do what makes me happy baby. I never needed to ask for something.

Me: Alla yeheddoko. How did you find one another in this whole world. Was it just accident?

Oh God

Allahomma send me a woman who doesn't talk, neither good nor bad

That is a true skill

How cute

Look at the symmetry of their movements. So cute

In this point men are born so stupid

The man looks at women. The one who looks pretty or sexy IS - in his mind- the hot responding crazy female And the good woman as a person too. The less pretty or has less sexy equipments is the cold frigid and boring woman. Guess what, The opposite in the always true. As if God is giving an fair and equal share to every woman. The woman who has the beauty has nothing else and the less pretty woman always has many things extra. Yet man is still the same stupid visual creature who runs after his eye impression then regrets it later, and never learn.

One should never wait until that happens

When one feel stressed from something even though it is irrational , stupid or not logic he/she should talk about it, get it out. Not to leave it to build up to the point where he loses his temper, bursts in the others and shock the people who love him and respect him.

Seems like this is how it works

Do women really like to be taken, pushed to, attacked, forced. Do they really like to resist and enjoy to be overcome? Seems like this is how it works.

I just don't know

She: When did you start to feel for me?
He: I don't know
She: Why me?
He: I don't know
She: How come that quick, we just met?
He: I don't know
She: Why you are saying that to me now?
He: I don't know girl, I don't know. You are asking me questions that can't be answered. That feeling comes like the wind, like the storm. You dont't know when it comes nor when it gonna make you lose the gravity and fly.

Even in India

That is not acting...Gee, that is real

Let me save the time of telling how I came across this clip. I have truly seen in that lady performance a real woman in the natural act watched from the keyhole, real body thrilling and jerking that can't be imitated. I was so impressed that a performance could be that great specially in those intimate moments where it is very hard to fake. That is my first time to see this female Indian Star Mallika Shewarat nor even heard about her. This is a true story of a talent, real talent. A woman who fought, struggled and won. Yes of course- as she said in the interview- she had to lean on somebody " Men" but finally stood on her own feet. Well as always, the man is the usual indispensable train. Watch the clip and se how natural she is.

I was so curious to know more about her. I found this clip narrating her biography. I believe that a movie start can be more respected or disrespected when he/she talks outside the plateau. I found this clip too in a Indian TV show called " one on one" here she really expressed herself in a great way. I really respected her. Well, as we all know it is these days' women talk about their independence bla bla bla. I hate to say it but for her to reach that top place in her career she had to sell stuff that is only consumed by " Men".

Ridiculous wife

I don't mind

Hi guys. I have been receiving some invitations from friends to add me to their yahoo messenger list so we can chat if we are both online. My yahoo messenger ID is sbrsbr2000@yahoo.com . I don't mind to add you too if you introduced yourself in the invitation. Those who doesn't have Yahoo messenger really need to download it. It is a wonderful free service to communicate with people around the world.

The dirtiest thing I ever seen

I am sure she is in a horrible stressful situation and feels the hell of a shame. That is not human at all. We all do silly stuff with our girls like in a car or a park behind a tree and the girls often let it go, but not in a public store with a stranger woman. I am sure he started with a bad touch and she didn't have the gut to say something so he found her an easy pray and he proceeded. So..so disgusting. That really exceeded all the red lines

Wife abuse

Very funny consentual sex

Don't go breaking my heart - Best version

This was done with the Spice Girls. The original was a duetto with Kiki Dee on 1976

Please

A request to all my friends. Please if you have an Arabic keyboard use it. I love to read Arabic and I can receive it clear on my monitor OR write in English and most of you are great in English. I only use Arabic in English letter because I dont have an Arabic keyboard and only in those circumstances where I have no option but not as a rule. It takes too much of the fun to read Arabic in English letters. You might also write few words that way inside an English text if necessary but not the whole comment.

Thanks, I love you all.

Good boy

She: Ya Magnoon
He: shshshtttt. The sweetest sex that is done in the unusual time and unusual places.

Strange observation

I noticed that women at those intial moments put their hands this way flat on bed over their heads and assume that submissive position for a couple of minutes. It is almost universal and standard. Why, and why only at those first moments? I dont know.

Before and after marriage

Before marriage the woman rarely talks. She just listen to his whispers. After marriage she is the one who yells and he totally shut up.

Iran police

Let us try to find any reason for this female police officer to arrest this lady.
1- Maybe because the scarf is not around her head and that made part of her neck exposed to the public?
2- Maybe because part of her hair is exposed?
3- Maybe because she is blonde in a colored community
4- Maybe because she is pretty and the officer is just suffering from a female jealosy?
5- Maybe because she put some caccoa butter on her lips for the humidity and that made her lips look shiny and sexy?
6- Maybe because she is wearing cheerful color clothes and that makes her looks happy?
What the fuck else bad could you find in this young lady?

Intentional poverty

Donkey: Come on guys let us do something instead of just sitting like this wasting time.
Guys: Shut up donkey. We know better than you.
Donkey: I am not getting used to be lazy like this. Can't you at least find me any work to do?
Guys: Shut up donkey. We know better than you.
Donkey: Time is running and what we can do today we might not be able to do tomorrow
Guys: Shut up donkey. We know better than you.
Donkey: Fine, I am hungery.
Guys: We don't have money to buy you food.

Good inventions

The guy who invented those file cabinets with low drawers is really genius. He did great job to half the people on earth.

My dreams are not that much

My dreams are not that much. I want to graduate from the college like all my friends. I want a good job like Mona's job. I want to find a good man, rich, young and good looking who loves me too much like Nani's husband. I want to have a big two levels house that has everything up to date like Seham's house. I want another summer house in the North Coast like Heba. I want a sport car like Ghada's car. I want endless money in the bank to buy all the clothes I want like Eman. I want to have three kids, two boys and one girl like Salwa. I want to spend Ramadan in Dubai like Fatma and the Christmas in France like Mary. I want a maid, a cook and someone to wake me up

Look at that

Look at that comfort and luxury. Orange juice then croissant with tea while reading the newspaper in a relaxing mood. The lunch is cooked on the stove. After that get dressed, drive the car, go for food shopping , meet fiends and go to the mall to see what is new. Come back home, water the flowers, do some phone calls with friends, answer some emails, browse e-bay then do some gym or swim in the pool and finally relax in the living room watching the TV until the husband comes. That is not the routine forver. Few years and there will be two children playing allover the place and filling the house with crazy fun. Who is the woman who leave that and look for a job?

Although I hate hunting but I like that

Sha2awa

She: Aiwahhh, aiwa aahh, hena ya Mostafa... ooohh
He: aaahh walla oooohh, 7addedi, so I can expect what will come next.

I control both worlds

Do you know who am I?

Destiny

Destiny is not a matter of chance. It's a matter of choice. We determine our destiny by the choices we made in life. The choice of education, the choice of marriage, the choice in saving, the choice in spending, the choice of the things we buy or sell, the cholice of the things we hide and the things we tell....We determine our happiness and our misery. We dont have to blame anybody for what we got. Some people learned how to gamble on the winning hourse and some people never learn.

Ramadan in America

Is really hard

Typical picture of a single man

See how miserable!

Women's nature

He: Megarryani dayma waraki keda? fe kol 7aga? mafeesh 7aga bel sahel?
She: Mafeesh 7aga 3nd el settat bebalash. You get what you pay for.

Men harassment

The feeling of sexual insecurity makes men panic

He: Don't leave me for one minute
She: I won't

Female sense

She: Whenver you put your hand like this I feel shy
He: Why?
She: Because I know what will happen next

Ana 3alashan ba7eb anam fe hodnak ma3naha enni lazem a3mel keda?

3amar ya masr. Meen de ya khowanna? makanetsh 3ala ayyami de

I love to see women shy

I enjoyed looking at the other women than looking at the model and the golf teacher. Redo the video and see how embarrassed they are

I have a dream

Let us think of it that way. Every woman has a dream, a big dream. To reach her dream the woman has two ways. Either to walk alone by herself to her dream or take a train. The train is faster and more comfortable even though she has to wait until it comes when it comes. Every girl is waiting for he that train to come. The man is just a train in the woman's life. A mean of transportation for the woman to travel from her present to her future dream. The smart girl knows that nothing is free and she has to pay a train fee and it worth it. However not every girl believes that she has to pay that fee. Sadly many girls refuse to pay after they ride in and they got thrown out in the street before they reach their dreams. Ironically, men never think of themselves as just trains. Every man still thinks he is his woman's final dream. The woman plays a big part is making that delusion and the other part lies in the man's stupid ego. Because the man looks at one target which is the woman he thinks of her the same. He loses the insight to see that while she is looking at him her vision is penetrating through to look for the hundred things behind him.

Look at the sweetness of the natural female

She: Battal ba2ah
He: aih?
She: batkesef

Modern Bathroom

I love it. You see while you do

hahaaaay

el fa2r ebn kalb

Natural life

He: 7arramt
She: kaddab, howa fe 3agel bey7arram

Wedding in Russia

I like that. I will make my wedding in Russia even if my bride is from Egypt

Can you believe that scene?

Arnaoutchot center, Landes, France

One has to learn French

Don't double click on the picture because you will see all the details