He said...She said

He: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She: You wear briefs, don't you?
He: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She: Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.
He: "This coffee isn't good for a dog!"
She: "No problem, I'll get you some that is."
She: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He: It's not my fault...I ran out of money.
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She: Well, you succeeded.
He: You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
She: No, have you?
He: Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
She: Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.