Ya...Ya...Ya...

- A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.
- There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it
- Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
- Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
- Any argument between a man and a woman results in one thing. Either she wins or he loses
- I know I’m not going to understand women. I’ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your tender upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
- A man asked his wife, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. ” The wife responded, “God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!!
- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
- A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
- To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
- Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
- Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
- A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.