Wife abuse

Very funny consentual sex

Don't go breaking my heart - Best version

This was done with the Spice Girls. The original was a duetto with Kiki Dee on 1976

Please

A request to all my friends. Please if you have an Arabic keyboard use it. I love to read Arabic and I can receive it clear on my monitor OR write in English and most of you are great in English. I only use Arabic in English letter because I dont have an Arabic keyboard and only in those circumstances where I have no option but not as a rule. It takes too much of the fun to read Arabic in English letters. You might also write few words that way inside an English text if necessary but not the whole comment.

Thanks, I love you all.

Good boy

She: Ya Magnoon
He: shshshtttt. The sweetest sex that is done in the unusual time and unusual places.

Strange observation

I noticed that women at those intial moments put their hands this way flat on bed over their heads and assume that submissive position for a couple of minutes. It is almost universal and standard. Why, and why only at those first moments? I dont know.

Before and after marriage

Before marriage the woman rarely talks. She just listen to his whispers. After marriage she is the one who yells and he totally shut up.

Iran police

Let us try to find any reason for this female police officer to arrest this lady.
1- Maybe because the scarf is not around her head and that made part of her neck exposed to the public?
2- Maybe because part of her hair is exposed?
3- Maybe because she is blonde in a colored community
4- Maybe because she is pretty and the officer is just suffering from a female jealosy?
5- Maybe because she put some caccoa butter on her lips for the humidity and that made her lips look shiny and sexy?
6- Maybe because she is wearing cheerful color clothes and that makes her looks happy?
What the fuck else bad could you find in this young lady?

Intentional poverty

Donkey: Come on guys let us do something instead of just sitting like this wasting time.
Guys: Shut up donkey. We know better than you.
Donkey: I am not getting used to be lazy like this. Can't you at least find me any work to do?
Guys: Shut up donkey. We know better than you.
Donkey: Time is running and what we can do today we might not be able to do tomorrow
Guys: Shut up donkey. We know better than you.
Donkey: Fine, I am hungery.
Guys: We don't have money to buy you food.

Good inventions

The guy who invented those file cabinets with low drawers is really genius. He did great job to half the people on earth.