The Invention of all times. Sony Genetic Camera XXY makes women totally independent.

Sony finally released to the market its hit of all times. The best gift to all women. So far the XXY genetic camera has been sold to 300 millions independent women all over the world. Those smart independent women who rushed to buy the XXY Genetic Camera have reported %100 satisfaction. The Sony XXY Genetic Camera is a camera that can be used by any woman. The woman holds the camera and picture any man she likes without him even notice. The admired man can be pictured from any direction. The image picks up the man’s genes. The camera then translates all the genes embedded in that man’s sex chromosome and translates it into a data and prints it in a bar code. All the woman needs is to take the image and the bar code and go to her OBGYN Doctor who will scan the bar code with a probe and put the probe in the woman’s vagina for one minutes. The woman immediately gets pregnant with a baby who carries the genes of her favorite man. No need for intercourse anymore. Single women do not need to bother looking for a husband any more. Married women do not need to shave their privates, wear sex clothes and stupidly smile to their husbands anymore. Career women would focus in their academic achievements and do not worry about marriage. Finally the main dream of all women became true and that is the total independence of a man, first economically then sexually.
However there is still a chance for any woman to find a man if she missed the thrilling touches and the securing hug of a loving one . Men would still be available all the time.

Pressure

She: Ed3ak
He: Mana bad3ak
She: La2 mosh hena
He: Ommal 3ayza feen?
She: zay ma oltelak embar7
He: Neseet
She: Enta mogrem
He: Ya3ni 7aram te2oleha tani
She: mosh 7a 2ool
He: Wana mosh 7ad3ak

Yooooh, same shit

She: Ya3ni magebtsh hedeia le mama fe 3eed meladha
He: Ma7na ya 7abibti ben7awwish 3alashan negeb 3arabeya ter7amna men bahdalet el mowasalat
She: Ya3ni hedeyet mama elli 7a tekhreb betak?
He: La2 tab3an. Ma7na benkhos 3ala tant kol youm gom3a befakha wa 7alaweyyat
She: Enta 7a tezel ahli be showayyet el 3enab el dakhalt beehom el esboo3 elli fat?
He: Tare2tek hogomeya wa gar7ah
She: Tab3an, mosh ommi
He: tb delwa2ti 3ayzani a3mel aih
She: te3mel? ma khalas saghartini oddam ahli. Enta lessa betfakkar te3mel
He: La elaha el Ahhah. Tb kan lazmeto aih sam el badan dah?

A real love story

Love can be expressed in million ways; A kiss; A gift of flowers; A piece of music; a portrait and many other ways. See how a true love is expressed in choreography. A free dance on ice. Remember, all that performance is on ice

All that of ice? da e7na benetza7lak fe eshret moz

A wonderful American Classic ; On the Wings of love

Here is the new thing in Egypt that wasn't there when I left in 1999. Egyptian gays, Egyptian Lesbians

I am a scientific man. There is no real biological proof that homosexuality in an inborn trait. Boys with XY chromosomes behave sexualy like males and girls with XX chromosome behave sexualy as females. Homosexuality has different cause in the Western world. But in Egypt? Egypt? That wasn't ever there. I just can't believe that. The word " khawal" had always been just a curse but never a description of a man. You now see Egyptian boys are girls even proud of it. They introduce themselves like that" ana methly", " Ana Methleya". Where that twisted ( vs straight) sexual behavior came from? From poverty? We have always been poor people. Is the level of poverty dropped down that low in the last few years. I can not judge, I am not there now, but I assume it could be. Hala went to Mona her friend, closed the door and have a safe privacy, talk about their misfortune of getting old without marriage. Parents never worry about a friend of the same sex visit their sons or daughters even if they close the door. Isn't the safe privacy is the most necessary thing for sex. Then here it is. Girls are getting old with no near future hope of marriage. Boys are more frustrated and that is the current situation. Hala tells Mona " ta3ali fe 7odni yakhti bala nila. E7na malnash gher 7odn ba3d. Bala reggala bala zoll bala 7abal. A7mad tells Ayman " Ma tigi tefannesli showaya ya bolbol, akhook maznoo2 wa mafeesh neswan". Hala and Mona found the mutual play very pleasing. Ayman bent over to a7mad and enjoyed it then he did it to a7mad too and here you go. Now where that would lead the current generation of young Egyptian to? Where to? Where to?

Masr have changed a lot. I really feel like a stranger

You tell me

God is fair or supposed to be fair, right? God created us equal or he supposely doing that, right. A big evidence of His fairness and equality that he will judge us based on the same tests. Don't kill; Don't steal; Don't commit adultry; Dont lie etc. We will all be equally asked for that. Now come that confusing question. How come you examine people with the same tests while they were not created the same. Some people are born rich who would less likely steal while those who were born poor are more liable to fail in that. Pretty people have more luck and treated better than those who were born ugly. People who were born agressive are more likely to commit a murder than those who were born serene. The rich will more likely marry young so are less likely to commit adultry than those poor who fight all there lives to financially qualify for marriage. Of course the poor is more likely to commit adultry. Rich people more likely to live in a separate home when they marry. Poor people are more likely to marry inside the parents' home and face situations of friction that ends in lying, stealing, cheating, fighting and the rest of those endless horrible consequences. Second point, God considers the man and the woman are equal ( supposed to) yet He never sent one female prophet. What the female is lacking to be a prophet?
Third point; The criminal law in and Country has progessivly severer punishment for the same crime according to the circumstances. Example are 4th degree murder, 3rd degree murder, 2nd degree murder or 1st degree murder.Then you tell me how we gonna be judged equaly based on our performance in same tests if we are not created the same nor lived in the same circumstances?

women job

He: ta3ali bass
She: Ew3a keda sebni
He: Ta3ali balash to2l
She: To2l? to2l aih? ana za3lana mennak
He: Howa enti law za3lana konti tigi labsa keda?
She: aih? labsa aih? da ana wala el mo7aggabat
He: Wallahi?
She: heya bas el denia elli 7ar showaya
He: ah 7r awi. Matigi nakhod dosh ma3a ba3d
She: Dosh? feen ensha 2allah? Fe beat ommak
He: Ma ana ba7awwish 3alash ageeb lek sha22ah
She: Aiwwaaa.. khallek 7awwesh l7ad mana akhosh fe sen el ya2s
He: Tb matigi ne7assal 3omrena abl ma yedee3
She: be3enak

Aaah. Then it was you ya Sadat?