7etet tarab to7fa. Wonderful couple ( before Om a7mad mat2oom tor2os)

Ayooo 3l ghaba

The most vicious and malginant strategy to hunt a lover

1- Choose the Right Target
Study your prey thoroughly. The right targets are those for whom you can fill a void. The perfect target allows for the perfect chase.
2- Create a False Sense of Security - Approach Indirectly
The seduction should begin at an angle so that the target only gradually becomes aware of you. Haunt the periphery of your target's life.
3- Send Mixed Signals
A mix of qualities suggests depth, which fascinates as it confuses.
4- Appear to Be an Object of Desire
Make your targets hungry to possess you. It will become a point of vanity for them to be the preferred object of your attention.
5- Create a Need - Stir Anxiety and Discontent
A perfectly satisfied person cannot be seduced.
6- Master the Art of Insinuation
Create a sublanguage - bold statements followed by retraction and apology, banal talk combined with alluring glances. make everything suggestive.
7- Enter Their Spirit
Play by your targets' rules. In doing so you will stroke their deep-rooted narcissism and lower their defenses.
8- Create Temptation
Lure the target by creating a glimpse of the pleasures to come.
9- Keep Them in Suspense
The moment people feel they know what to expect from you, you spell on them is broken. Give the target a thrill with a sudden change of direction.
10- Use the Power of Words to Sow Confusion
The trick to making people listen is to say what they want to hear. Flatter them.
11- Pay Attention to Detail
Lofty words of love and grand gestures can be suspicious. The subtle gestures and the offhand things you do are often more charming.
12- Poeticize
Your Presence - Intrigue your target by altering an exciting presence with a cool distance, exuberant moments followed by calculated absences.
13- Disarm Through Strategic Weakness and Vulnerability
Too much maneuvering on your part may raise suspicion. The best way to cover your tracks is to make the other person feel superior and stronger.
14- Confuse Desire and Reality
Create the Perfect Illusion - Aim at secret wishes that have been thwarted or repressed, stirring up uncontrollable emotions, clouding a victim's powers of reason.
15- Isolate the Target
Take your targets away from their normal milieu, friends, family, home. With no outside support, an isolated person is easily led astray.
16- Prove Yourself
One well-timed action that shows how far you are willing to go to win your target over will dispel doubts.
17- Effect a Regression
People who have experienced a certain kind of pleasure in the past will try to repeat or relive it.
18- Stir Up the Transgressive and Taboo
People yearn to explore their dark side. Take your targets further than they imagine - the shared feeling of guilt and complicity will create a powerful bond.
19- Use Spiritual Lures
Everyone has doubts and insecurities about their physical presence. Lure them out of their insecurities by making them focus on something sublime and spiritual.
20- Mix Pleasure with Pain
The greatest mistake in seduction is being too nice.
21- Give Them Space to Fall
The Pursuer is Pursued - Hint that you are growing bored. Seem interested in someone else. Create the illusion that the seducer is being seduced.
22- Use Physical Lures
Targets with active minds are dangerous. Put their minds gently to rest and waken their dormant senses by combining a non-defensive attitude with a charged sexual pleasure.
23- Master the Art of the Bold Move
Don't give the target time to consider the consequences. One person must go on the offensive, and it is you.
24- Beware the After-effects
Never let the other person take you for granted. Use absence, create pain and conflict, to keep the seduced on tenterhooks.

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Mid life crisis

She: Why? why? what is bad did I do? what is good didn't I do? Tell me. Why you let your childish foolish desire to ruin the family. I paid all my life for my family. I need to know now why? why? We have been having sex for years. My first time was with you when I was 18. You enjoyed the young woman of me. I can't stay young forever to stop you from fooling around with young girls. I just can't. I am human. I gave you my life when I was a young flower and when I became a mother of three kids. I am your life. I made you. I support you. I keep that family. I maintain that house. Everything is me. I still remember when I was sitting with you long boring hours to watch sex movies to make you feel I share you the same dirty interest. I am the one who was taking care of you from day one to now, your needs are my to do list. Your wishes are the dreams that i fight to make them true. Give me one reason. Why you cheated on me. Why you contaminate our crystal clear love relation. Did I ever neglect your needs? any need? Tell me, maybe I am worng. Tell me why you punished me for my love and honest care. Tell me if I left with the kids today how you gonna live. We are both 45 years old now. Our dreams are different. Our desires are more mature. Why with one incident you want to prove to me that bitter feeling. That I have been living all those years with an immature man. If my breasts are not up and full anymore then you need somebody to remind you that you penis is not stiff enough anymore to go through me. How did you slep with her. You took the blue pill to deceive yourself that you are still a horney boy? Did she know that you have diabetes and I am the one who inject you with the insulin every morning. Did she know that you are being laid off from work by the end of the year. How you gonna spend on her? from my salary? say something. Don't kill me with your silence. recall my life with you, watch it like a video tape and tell me what year, what month, or what day or even what hour you wasn't cared of by my love. I am not gonna destroy the family for a stupid incident like this, not for me but for the kids. However you lost my respect. You are not my lover and my respected husband anymore. You preferred to be seen all your life like a pig.

Bravo ya 7abebti. Ya tara mama fel beat walla tela2eha mama el bet sawwarek. Maho este7ala yekon baba

Khara...ooppss Sorry. I don't mean Khara...I just mean Khara

One of my funny incidents in NY. I was just arrived few months ago. Still do not taste the American food. Wa a3adt ada3bes in all the area where I was living for a store or a restaurent that sells food similar to our food; Greek, Iranian, Turkish etc. I wanted basal wa ta2leyya; tabeekh; ghomoos; ai 7aga. Finally I found and indian food store. I got in. I found a lot of food that look so delicious to me. One item was sawabe3 gollash. Allah, but there was as small sign posted over the dish called" Khara". Allah ye2refko ya bo3ada. Ma32oola? Gollash ma7shi khara? I asked the young indian girl behind the facade
Me: Excuse me, what is this?
The girl: This is khara"
Me: I know it is written there. I mean what is it made of?
The girl" This is a phyllo dough stuffed with chicken, onion and vegetables
Me: Allah, yummy. Lamma agarrab akol khara. Please give me one
The girl took one with a fork and was going to put it in the oven to heat it
Me: Is it hot?
The girl: No it is not yet
Me: then I want it like this
The girl handled the piece of Khara to me in a nice plate with some pickles. I sat down atghazzel fel Khara, I mean el gollasha before I eat it saying to myself" allah 3ala el Khara...mmmm" Then once I took one bite I found my head hitting the ceiling and the hell fire in my mouth. Ga7eem, wel3a. Ro7t be 3afweyya tafet.ha and went to scream at the girl with my eyes tearing from the shatta
Me: I told you I dont want the Khara hot Miss
The girl: It is not hot Sir. It didn't even touch the oven as you saw
Me: I mean Hot...Hot...Hot... pointing to her at my tongue
The girl smiling: Sir, I guess you meant " spicy". Well everybody who is used to indian food knows that the Khara is very spicy.
Me: How should I know, howwana kont kalt Khara abl keda
and I left the store wa bo22ee melahleb and still hungery. Wa de kant awwel wa akher marra akol Khara.
By the way, they cook it in many ways ( sawabe3, mothalathat, fetayer)and you can see pictures of it on the web. I didn't post a picture of it for the suspense

The Happiest Couple

The happiest couple are not the rich successful gentleman and the pretty sweet educated young lady though what they have seems to qualify them for a happy everlasting shared life yet that is not true. I see other things that guarantee the mutual happiness. Let me count what I thought of according to their importance to me
1- Shared moral and ethical standards and that it totally independent of the social level
2- Similarity of beliefs
3- Matching personality type. Introvert; extrovert etc..
4- Lots of shared interests, naturally not made up
5- Closeness of ethnic background
6- Uniformity of the future dreams
7- Shared degree of personal flexibility and tolerance, even if both are short tempered
8- Closeness of the social level
9- Matching level of education
10- Reasonable difference of age

Do you have a different set of priorities? Do you care about something I didn't mention?

Kalam el Nas - Concert

The dilemma of being a woman

From the beginning of life to now to the end of the world the woman will be a symbol. A symbol of beauty, youth, compassion, care, love, serenity, obedience, patience, submission and million other things that finely detail that symbol. However among those details the woman knows that the gate to her happiness starts from her physical beauty. All the doors easily opened for the pretty young woman. The dream man always looks first for the pretty young woman. Among her peers the good jobs are taken by the pretty young woman. Beauty always comes first. It is the permit, the pass, the ticket then later the audient look for other things. Beauty is not the skin color or the eyes’ color or the smile or the gait style or the body proportions. The woman’s beauty is a pleasant feeling that the observer man feels. That feeling initiates an intense desire into the man to approach and have that woman. It is a challenge. Unfair challenge to every woman and every woman knows that, though some deny and argue. It is unfair because not every woman has the same inborn level of physical beauty and the one that has less level needs to expose more. Humiliating right?. One might know a wonderful woman, educated, sweet, compassionate, loving and has many personal potentials that qualify her to be a happy, pleasing successful life partner but can not find her chance. On the other hand the appealing woman might have a lot of bad things but her beauty always support her. That is the Magnet. Not necessarily a magnet to have a husband. It is sometimes the magnet to find a job; to survive. I am not going to talk about the know-how. Every girl knows what things make the woman physically appealing that is not the point. The point is the frustration every girl feels since her age of awareness. The splitting of herself that she has to live all her life. One fights to develop herself as a good person and the other fights to be physically attracting to catch the train.

Ya Lahwi...I have never seen Egyptian rap. Is that how they do it?